
Episodes

Friday Dec 22, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 11: "Mario Is Trans"
Friday Dec 22, 2017
Friday Dec 22, 2017
we're trying to make this weekly again and keep failing, sorry, bear with us!

Monday Dec 04, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 10: "Wait... Can You Show Titties On YouTube?"
Monday Dec 04, 2017
Monday Dec 04, 2017
Hi we've been away for a long time oops sorry hey here's a new episode thanks
We should be back on a mostly regular schedule from here on out? I think?

Friday Jul 14, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 09: "Is That A Glitch!?"
Friday Jul 14, 2017
Friday Jul 14, 2017
in which Claire and Lain:
- return from a month-long hiatus
- talk about how cool Summer Games Done Quick has been. (this episode was recorded during SGDQ but not published till just now. sorry. i'm a very busy girl. the editing here isn't great. i didn't have time. please enjoy it anyway.)
- uhh idk some more shit about the PS Vita for some reason

Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 08: "I Have An Addiction To Redpills Now"
Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
in which Claire and Lain:
- talk about Persona 5 for the last time EVER (no, seriously)
- critcize frivolous touchpads
- raise some hell about game controllers they don't like
- read and review a certain infamous Far Cry 5 internet petition
- double crap themselves
- trace the lineage of a copypasta
- get redpilled!
- reveal their true identities as deep cover alt-right agents
- consider renaming the podcast
- bring up the merits of '00s Newgrounds flash games (also known as indie gaming's awkward teen phase)
...and more!
don't forget to tweet with the hashtag #RedpillThePope !

Tuesday May 23, 2017
Tuesday May 23, 2017
- realize that burps are sacred
- get pissed about console RTS games
- discuss Starcraft's unlikely role as a formative gay experience
- indulge in a lengthy Command & Conquer retrospective
- talk about LISA (well, it's mostly Claire talking while Lain, trooper that she is, indulges Claire's ramblings)
- begin work on their groundbreaking radio play
- plot to reboot a middle school comic
- react to the breaking news of a Destiny 2 PC port
- talk about their favorite video game novelizations
...and more!

Monday May 15, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 06: "Take Me To My Femboy Dreamland Utopia"
Monday May 15, 2017
Monday May 15, 2017
- get experimental!
- berate "beard culture"
- transcend into true edgelord status
- get an uncomfortable amount of nostalgia about educational games
- feel empathy for the Duolingo owl
- do Slavoj Zizek imitations
- talk about Half Life 3 -- i can't believe we made it six episodes before mentioning it
- continuously forget that this is a video game podcast
...and more!

Monday May 01, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 05: "Terry Crews' Furniture Line"
Monday May 01, 2017
Monday May 01, 2017
- get grammatical!
- feel nostalgic for flash cartoons
- remember that sometimes real life gets in the way of things :(
- love & hate save points
- consider the moral dilemmas of cashiering
- get mad about a certain new Overwatch skin
- talk about Evangelion... again
- piss off the alt-right
- attempt to bribe several celebrities to be guests on the show
...and more!

Sunday Apr 16, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 04: “Traumatize The Pope"
Sunday Apr 16, 2017
Sunday Apr 16, 2017
in which Claire & Lain:
- talk about music, movies & politics, because that's how things go on a gaming podcast
- realize that Shin Megami Tensei is a tooootal Undertale ripoff
- invent a new, Papal method of rating games
- investigate global conspiracies
- consider the Newgrounds games that will be cherished by future generations
- get to the bottom of whether Jazz is pretentious or not
- advocate for better Monster Girl representation
- invent quite possibly the edgiest video game of all time
...and more!

Monday Apr 10, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 03: "Who Is Writing The Cody Banks Fanfiction?"
Monday Apr 10, 2017
Monday Apr 10, 2017
in which Claire & Lain:
- discuss Frankie Muniz for way too long
- air out dirty fanfic laundry
- praise Gilbert Gottfried
- rant about Hyper Light Drifter and Persona 5, respectively
- complain about poor queer representation in games (as per usual)
- devise strategies for defeating ISIS
...and more!

Sunday Apr 02, 2017
CET Podcast Episode 02: "Bioshock's Radical Centrist Memes"
Sunday Apr 02, 2017
Sunday Apr 02, 2017
in which Claire & Lain:
- predict aspects of the new Power Rangers movie that neither of them plans to actually see
- play hardball with J.K. Rowling
- pretend to understand how TV writing works
- plead with Square Enix to make Cloud a trans woman in the FFVII remake
- pine over robot anime video game girls
- ponder the questionable usage of nonlinear endings in games
- pretentiously praise the Metal Gear Solid series
and then Claire accidentally disappears into the aether, facing a special kind of purgatory that rises around you as your laptop battery gives itself unto dust.